EXCLUSIVE #HustleBootyTempTats CHRISTMAS PHOTOS BY SANTA’S NAUGHTY LITTLE ELVES!
Oh Dear Hustlers, what to do, what to do. The Christmas holiday is less than a week away, and here we all are, scratching our heads, wondering what to get that special someone, during this blessed season, and at the last minute, no less. Well, we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE have pooled our resources, surveyed our staff and asked around town what the perfect last minute gift could possibly be.
In all candor, the answer is so on point, we think even Santa himself would give us two thumbs up for the suggestion … and please keep in mind, our holiday gift guide is only a suggestion, a result of our brainstorming session not only within the offices of THE LOOKING4LARRY AGENCY (parent company of THE HEYMAN HUSTLE) but with our HustleTweeters, our Facebookers and just the random people on the street our staff approached seeking the answers to this annual holiday season dilemma.
The answer to the question, and the top item on our gift guide, is to purchase a first class plane ticket and send #HustleBootyTempTats Australian Super Model Allira Cohrs to the United States … not only for Christmas, but for an eight night extended stay visiting our boss Paul Heyman. OK, so we’re kissing Paul’s tuchus, looking for some Chanukah gelt or Christmas bonuses. But so what? Who doesn’t kiss their boss’ ass? And if you’re going to kiss your boss’ ass, who better to suggest to be a Santa’s Kissing Helper than our favorite MMA / Fitness Cover Girl from the Land Down Under, Allira Cohrs?