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Hey y’all! This here is The Angry Grandpa. Some of y’all may know me from THE ANGRY GRANDPA SHOW. All y’all else can kiss my big fat ass! I’m here today writing this guest column on THE HEYMAN HUSTLE because I saw PAUL HEYMAN’s NOW FAMOUS PIPEBOMB FROM CHICAGO ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW and I decided to drop a pipebomb of my own. Now don’t get me wrong, ol’ Grandpa ain’t no Shakespeare, and I sure as Hell ain’t no Hemingway. But Grandpa is a man of the people. Fat, poor, trailer-livin’ people. But they’re people too! And I’m one of them. And I’m here to show you my video and present to you the 15 hottest stories of the week that you can find on the world wide web.
So, don’t forget to FOLLOW GRANDPA ON TWITTER and have you looked at THE ANGRY GRANDPA YOUTUBE CHANNEL yet? I told you at the beginning of this story to look at my channel! Are you just here to see my video? Look at the pretty girl photos of Fitness Model Ashton Taylor. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with lookin’ at pretty girls, especially ones with long blonde hair and scorching hot bodies like Ashton Taylor. I spent hours and hours of quality time (you know, time I could spend picking the boogers out my beard or scratching my big fat hairy ass) looking at ASHTON TAYLOR’S TWITTER PAGE but Grandpa’s concerned with you also looking at THE ANGRY GRANDPA YOUTUBE CHANNEL. See? I just posted the link again. Did you click it? What the hell you waitin’ for? Ashton Taylor will be here anyway. She ain’t goin’ nowhere! But Grandpa is old. He’s gonna die one day. And at my age, that can be any day. So I need to leave money to my youngin’s. So Grandpa needs more views, likes and subscribers. I need the money. Click one of my links now!
Now I tell you, NOW!
Listen up, these folk here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE want you to know that you are supposed to be more than welcome (their words, not Grandpa’s) to talk about Grandpa (and y’all better talk nice about me) by following the Hustle on Twitter HERE or by hitting LIKE on our hyper-interactive Facebook page HERE!
THE ANGRY GRANDPA’S VERY OWN PIPEBOMB … FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
ONLY. AND BY MATURE, WE DON’T MEAN YOU HAVE NICE MANNERS AND
SPEAK NICELY TO FELLOW CITIZENS. Y’ALL WATCH THIS WITH PARENTAL
DISCRETION, AND BE SURE TO REMEMBER GRANDPA LOVES YOU!
